Jose Paris on the Web

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September- Daughtry

juanrepublic:

“Major Major Eyeball”

Ok. Pangit yata yung ginawa kong title para sa larawang ito. Hindi dapat major major eyeball. Pang-textmate ang tunog. Panget din naman kung meet-up. Para lang Tumblr. Kaya’t tawagin na lamang natin ito sa tamang pangalan - a major major courtesy call.

Natural lamang (hindi ko alam kung ito ba ay isang protocol) na ang isang tao o grupong nagbigay ng karangalan sa Bansa ay magkaroon ng courtesy call sa Pangulo sa Malakanyang.

Sinasabing si Venus Raj ang nagsalba (kahit papaano) sa Pilipinas sa kahihiyang naidulot ng Quirino Grandstand Hostage Crisis. Matalino si Venus Raj. Sinasabi din na with honors siyang nagtapos noong Kolehiyo. Sana ay may maibigay siyang major major na suhestyon para sa ikauunlad ng Bansa, para tayo’y tumahak sa tuwid na landas.

But for now, just enjoy the spotlight.

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Pencil vs. Camera by http://www.benheine.com

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BUMENTA BOY!

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CIRCUS CHARLIE. awwww :))

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Ctrl-Z, Ctrl-V & Ctrl -X

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We Love You Maria Venus Raj (via lexlib)

MAJOR MAJOR REACTION ANG MGA BECKYS! LAHVEET!

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Venus Raj

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palabas:

Maria Venus Raj (Miss Universe 2010 4th Runner Up)

Salamat at kahit papano panandaliang nakalimutan ng mga Pilipino ang trahedya sa hostage taking nang MAJOR MAJOR. 

SUPER MAJOR MAJOR TALAGA! Mabuhay Venus Raj!

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The hostage crisis will end, the government and international community will condemn what happened, the media will feast and brag their coverage, the congress and senate will conduct investigation in aid of legislation, politicians will try to involve themselves in the issue, then another whitewash…In the end, lahat…tayo ay talo, lahat tayo ay biktima. ―Angel Juarez

Sad, depressing day for the Philippines.

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GMA-7’s Philippine National Anthem Video (via @mlq3)

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Happy 15th Birthday Internet!

15 years ago they predicted that the Internet would make the world a smarter and better place. Today, all we have to show is Social Networks, which basically became an excuse for all the stupid people in the world to come out and spread their disease. 

Let’s party! Let’s Party! Okay. ….

chill pill a notional pill taken to make someone calm
down
chillax calm down and relax
turducken a roast dish consisting of a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
bargainous costing less than is usual or than might be expected; cheap or relatively cheap
staycation holiday spent in one’s home country
fussbudget a fussy person
vuvuzela long horn blown by fans at soccer matches
national treasure someone/thing regarded as emblematic of a
nation’s cultural heritage
buzzkill a person or thing that has a depressing or dispiriting effect
social media websites and applications used for social networking
microblogging the posting of very short entries on a blog
netbook small light laptop
dictionary attack an attempt to gain illicit access to a computer system by using a very large set of words to generate potential passwords
paywall an arrangement whereby access is restricted to users who have paid to subscribe to a website
freemium a business model, especially on the Internet, whereby basic services are provided free of charge while more advanced features must be paid for
automagically automatically and in a way that seems ingenious, inexplicable, or magical
carbon capture and storage the process of trapping and storing carbon dioxide produced by burning fossil fuels
geoengineering manipulation of environmental processeses in an attempt to counteract the effects of global warming
toxic debt debt which has a high risk of default
deleveraging the process or practice of reducing the level of one’s debt by rapidly selling one’s assets
overleveraged having taken on too much debt
quantitative easing the introduction of new money into the money supply by a central bank
exit strategy a pre-planned means of extricating oneself from a situation
overthink think about (something) too much or for too long
catastrophizing view or present a situation as considerably worse than it actually is
soft skills personal attributes that enable someone to interact effectively and harmoniously with other people
matchy-matchy excessively colour-coordinated
LBD little black dress
frenemy a person with whom one is friendly despite a fundamental dislike or rivalry
cheeseball lacking taste, style, or originality
cool hunter a person whose job it is to make observations or predictions about new styles and trends
hikikomori the abnormal avoidance of social contact, typically by adolescent males (in Japan)
steampunk a genre of science fiction that typically features steam-powered machinery rather than advance technology
tweetup a meeting organized by means of posts on Twitter
bromance a close but non-sexual relationship between two men
wardrobe malfunction an instance of a person accidentally exposing an intimate part of their body as a result of an article of clothing slipping out of position
defriend another term for unfriend (remove someone from a list of friends or contacts on a social networking site)
Interweb the Internet
hater negative person

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Miss Philippines Universe 2010 Maria Venus Raj during the National Costume Presentation Show at Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada USA.

Miss Universe 2010 National Costume Photos

Image courtesy of Miss Universe Organization & OPMB Worldwide

Official Website of the Office of the President - Republic of the Philippines

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Cute Animals Being Cute of the Day: Two adorable new additions to the Bronx Zoo’s Lesser Hedgehog Tenrec family — say hello to Spike and Mike! (I totally made those names up, but they kinda look like a Spike and Mike, don’tcha think?)

While they might look like hedgehogs, and even have hedgehog in their name, they are actually a totally different family of mammals. Tenrec species come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, with some looking like hedgehogs, some like mice, and some even like otters!

More photos here.

[zooborns.]

ANG KYOT.

Jason Derulo - What If

Jose Paris on the Web updated! Flavors.me added more features so I grabbed the opportunity to change the look of my page. http://www.joseparis.info

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Nintendo Katamari by ~TomPreston on deviantART

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The Internets Are Leaking of the Day: Mikey writes: “I work at a movie theater and I saw this guy. I asked him if I could take his picture and he agreed. I present: Real life ‘Haters Gonna Hate Guy’.”

OH SH-

[theowlscontinuethechase.]

9gag:

Street Fighter II - Abstract Edition

Hello there, you’re my very FIRST asker here in Tumblr, and I thank you for that!

Well if I had given the chance to become a superhero, I would like to have the power of mind reading, so I have an idea how great and inspirational people think, and will use this ability for a good cause and to help those who are in need.

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The Evolution of Gaming

elvino:

Potato Chip Finger.

From JAPAN!

Just what I wanted needed.

thedailywhat:

Punnett Square of the Day: Sad but (mostly) true.

[reddit.]

Ang Alpabetong BEKIMON, bow.

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Sumuweldo na si P.Noy!

I was browsing Facebook when I saw this picture from the Official Facebook Page of President Noynoy Aquino. And the caption for the photo said:

P-Noy shows his first paycheck for the month of July amounting to PHP 63,002.17, his net income following mandatory salary deductions. The Chief Executive gets a 35% pay cut from his monthly salary. The paycheck was released on Monday, August 2.

Photo By Jay Morales/Malacanang Photo Bureau

Kudos President Aquino! It only shows that you are honest and transparent about your income as President of the Republic of the Philippines. How come I didn’t see Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo showing her pay check over the past years of her administration? Any answer for my query?

Oh well, we all know the answer for that. Great job Sir!

Unang suweldo. Magpa-inom ka naman Sir Noy! Alright, just kidding.

napaka pilipino talaga natin, pag dating sa sahod ay laging painom! balato (cash incentives), etc - hahaha. kidding aside, dyan ako natutuwa kay PNoy, parang nakapa ordinaryong tao lang ng presidente natin.

Pa-burger ka naman! Burger! Burger! Burger!

Kuya Noy di ka pa nag fill-up ng form para sa ATM sa Landbank? Hahaha.

Malawi, located in southeastern Africa, is the latest country to change its flag. Officially adopted on 29 July 2010, the new flag features altered order of the colored stripes, and the red rising sun from the previous flag was replaced with a white, full centered sun symbolizing the country’s economic progress since becoming an independent nation.

Above: Malawi’s previous flag (1964-2010)

Source: Wikipedia

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Fruits

When I was a little girl, I loved collecting erasers that looked like fruit slices. It thrilled me that they also smelled like fruits. My favorites were strawberry and orange.

Studio 23’s new logo with their latest tagline “Ibakabarkada.”

Source: tsubibo’s deviantArt

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MANILA BULLETIN TODAY’s COVER

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submitted by truawaken. (:

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Inception

thedailywhat:

Internet IRL of the Day: When /b/tards become therapists.

[eatliver.]

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Here, the complete vectored map of the Philippines. It kept me busy for the last few weeks whenever work isn’t overflowing. I had to adjust the sizes of the trees for consistency and re-arrange some elements specially on the Visayas and Mindanao. Clean and larger versions on my Behance!

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thedailywhat:

Movie Poster of the Day: First official teaser poster for Disney’s much-anticipated “Rapunzel” revamp, Tangled.

The film, which stars Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi, and Donna Murphy, Brad Garrett, Ron Perlman, and Jeffrey Tambor, is currently scheduled for release November 24.

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LOL

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I actually like it…too geeky?

Oh no, I love this idea.  I want one with a wittle cincinnati.  I bet I could make it out of a shit ton of iron on 8.5 x 11’s

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AWESOME!!!

StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty is finally here.

Kylie - All the Lovers

www.gov.ph is now the “Official Gazette of the Republic of the Philippines.” Read the full transcript of the State of the Nation Address of President Benigno Simeon Aquino III on the website. Follow @govph on Twitter for official news and updates on the present administration.

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