Jose Paris on the Web
Hello World! My name is Jose Paris. I'm your friendly info-meister. Webaholic. Technophile. Video gamer. Filipino. Welcome to my personal place on the Web.
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- September 02, 10:01 AM
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September 02, 09:44 AM
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September 01, 07:07 AM
September- Daughtry
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August 31, 06:44 PM
“Major Major Eyeball”
Ok. Pangit yata yung ginawa kong title para sa larawang ito. Hindi dapat major major eyeball. Pang-textmate ang tunog. Panget din naman kung meet-up. Para lang Tumblr. Kaya’t tawagin na lamang natin ito sa tamang pangalan - a major major courtesy call.
Natural lamang (hindi ko alam kung ito ba ay isang protocol) na ang isang tao o grupong nagbigay ng karangalan sa Bansa ay magkaroon ng courtesy call sa Pangulo sa Malakanyang.
Sinasabing si Venus Raj ang nagsalba (kahit papaano) sa Pilipinas sa kahihiyang naidulot ng Quirino Grandstand Hostage Crisis. Matalino si Venus Raj. Sinasabi din na with honors siyang nagtapos noong Kolehiyo. Sana ay may maibigay siyang major major na suhestyon para sa ikauunlad ng Bansa, para tayo’y tumahak sa tuwid na landas.
But for now, just enjoy the spotlight.
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August 29, 05:00 AM
Pencil vs. Camera by http://www.benheine.com
- August 29, 02:00 AM
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August 25, 06:00 PM
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August 23, 11:14 AM
The hostage crisis will end, the government and international community will condemn what happened, the media will feast and brag their coverage, the congress and senate will conduct investigation in aid of legislation, politicians will try to involve themselves in the issue, then another whitewash…In the end, lahat…tayo ay talo, lahat tayo ay biktima. ―Angel Juarez
Sad, depressing day for the Philippines.
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August 22, 04:14 AM
GMA-7’s Philippine National Anthem Video (via @mlq3)
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August 21, 01:26 AM
Happy 15th Birthday Internet!
15 years ago they predicted that the Internet would make the world a smarter and better place. Today, all we have to show is Social Networks, which basically became an excuse for all the stupid people in the world to come out and spread their disease.
Let’s party! Let’s Party! Okay. ….
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August 20, 12:27 AM
Newest Words in Oxford English Dictionary (ODE)
chill pill a notional pill taken to make someone calm
down
chillax calm down and relax
turducken a roast dish consisting of a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
bargainous costing less than is usual or than might be expected; cheap or relatively cheap
staycation holiday spent in one’s home country
fussbudget a fussy person
vuvuzela long horn blown by fans at soccer matches
national treasure someone/thing regarded as emblematic of a
nation’s cultural heritage
buzzkill a person or thing that has a depressing or dispiriting effect
social media websites and applications used for social networking
microblogging the posting of very short entries on a blog
netbook small light laptop
dictionary attack an attempt to gain illicit access to a computer system by using a very large set of words to generate potential passwords
paywall an arrangement whereby access is restricted to users who have paid to subscribe to a website
freemium a business model, especially on the Internet, whereby basic services are provided free of charge while more advanced features must be paid for
automagically automatically and in a way that seems ingenious, inexplicable, or magical
carbon capture and storage the process of trapping and storing carbon dioxide produced by burning fossil fuels
geoengineering manipulation of environmental processeses in an attempt to counteract the effects of global warming
toxic debt debt which has a high risk of default
deleveraging the process or practice of reducing the level of one’s debt by rapidly selling one’s assets
overleveraged having taken on too much debt
quantitative easing the introduction of new money into the money supply by a central bank
exit strategy a pre-planned means of extricating oneself from a situation
overthink think about (something) too much or for too long
catastrophizing view or present a situation as considerably worse than it actually is
soft skills personal attributes that enable someone to interact effectively and harmoniously with other people
matchy-matchy excessively colour-coordinated
LBD little black dress
frenemy a person with whom one is friendly despite a fundamental dislike or rivalry
cheeseball lacking taste, style, or originality
cool hunter a person whose job it is to make observations or predictions about new styles and trends
hikikomori the abnormal avoidance of social contact, typically by adolescent males (in Japan)
steampunk a genre of science fiction that typically features steam-powered machinery rather than advance technology
tweetup a meeting organized by means of posts on Twitter
bromance a close but non-sexual relationship between two men
wardrobe malfunction an instance of a person accidentally exposing an intimate part of their body as a result of an article of clothing slipping out of position
defriend another term for unfriend (remove someone from a list of friends or contacts on a social networking site)
Interweb the Internet
hater negative person
Source: http://newsfeed.time.com/new-words-in-the-ode/ - August 19, 10:06 AM
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August 17, 06:29 PM
Miss Philippines Universe 2010 Maria Venus Raj during the National Costume Presentation Show at Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada USA.
Miss Universe 2010 National Costume Photos
Image courtesy of Miss Universe Organization & OPMB Worldwide
- August 17, 08:15 AM
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August 13, 06:38 PM
Cute Animals Being Cute of the Day: Two adorable new additions to the Bronx Zoo’s Lesser Hedgehog Tenrec family — say hello to Spike and Mike! (I totally made those names up, but they kinda look like a Spike and Mike, don’tcha think?)
While they might look like hedgehogs, and even have hedgehog in their name, they are actually a totally different family of mammals. Tenrec species come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, with some looking like hedgehogs, some like mice, and some even like otters!
More photos here.
[zooborns.]
ANG KYOT.
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August 12, 06:42 PM
Jason Derulo - What If
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August 12, 09:51 AM
Jose Paris on the Web updated! Flavors.me added more features so I grabbed the opportunity to change the look of my page. http://www.joseparis.info
- August 11, 08:57 AM
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August 11, 03:00 AM
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- August 10, 11:00 PM
- August 10, 10:45 AM
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August 10, 10:33 AM
If you were a superhero, what special power would you have and why?
Hello there, you’re my very FIRST asker here in Tumblr, and I thank you for that!
Well if I had given the chance to become a superhero, I would like to have the power of mind reading, so I have an idea how great and inspirational people think, and will use this ability for a good cause and to help those who are in need.
- August 09, 07:43 AM
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August 06, 08:23 PM
Punnett Square of the Day: Sad but (mostly) true.
[reddit.]
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August 06, 08:12 PM
Ang Alpabetong BEKIMON, bow.
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August 04, 06:20 PM
Sumuweldo na si P.Noy!
I was browsing Facebook when I saw this picture from the Official Facebook Page of President Noynoy Aquino. And the caption for the photo said:
P-Noy shows his first paycheck for the month of July amounting to PHP 63,002.17, his net income following mandatory salary deductions. The Chief Executive gets a 35% pay cut from his monthly salary. The paycheck was released on Monday, August 2.
Photo By Jay Morales/Malacanang Photo BureauKudos President Aquino! It only shows that you are honest and transparent about your income as President of the Republic of the Philippines. How come I didn’t see Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo showing her pay check over the past years of her administration? Any answer for my query?
Oh well, we all know the answer for that. Great job Sir!
Unang suweldo. Magpa-inom ka naman Sir Noy! Alright, just kidding.
napaka pilipino talaga natin, pag dating sa sahod ay laging painom! balato (cash incentives), etc - hahaha. kidding aside, dyan ako natutuwa kay PNoy, parang nakapa ordinaryong tao lang ng presidente natin.
Pa-burger ka naman! Burger! Burger! Burger!
Kuya Noy di ka pa nag fill-up ng form para sa ATM sa Landbank? Hahaha.
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August 03, 09:37 AM
Malawi, located in southeastern Africa, is the latest country to change its flag. Officially adopted on 29 July 2010, the new flag features altered order of the colored stripes, and the red rising sun from the previous flag was replaced with a white, full centered sun symbolizing the country’s economic progress since becoming an independent nation.

Above: Malawi’s previous flag (1964-2010)
Source: Wikipedia
- August 03, 08:22 AM
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August 01, 08:33 AM
Studio 23’s new logo with their latest tagline “Ibakabarkada.”
Source: tsubibo’s deviantArt - July 31, 09:41 PM
- July 31, 10:06 AM
- July 30, 09:02 AM
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July 30, 03:00 AM
Internet IRL of the Day: When /b/tards become therapists.
[eatliver.]
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July 29, 11:00 PM
Here, the complete vectored map of the Philippines. It kept me busy for the last few weeks whenever work isn’t overflowing. I had to adjust the sizes of the trees for consistency and re-arrange some elements specially on the Visayas and Mindanao. Clean and larger versions on my Behance!
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- July 29, 06:04 PM
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July 28, 10:00 PM
The Fame Monster Cover Tracks
Submitted by potterdude
- July 28, 07:30 AM
- July 28, 07:16 AM
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July 27, 06:12 PM
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AWESOME!!!
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July 27, 06:57 AM
StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty is finally here.
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July 26, 06:19 PM
Kylie - All the Lovers
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July 26, 10:06 AM
www.gov.ph is now the “Official Gazette of the Republic of the Philippines.” Read the full transcript of the State of the Nation Address of President Benigno Simeon Aquino III on the website. Follow @govph on Twitter for official news and updates on the present administration.
- July 25, 09:08 AM
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July 23, 11:43 AM
R&B singing sensation Jason Derulo performs “Whatcha Say” at Glorietta Activity Center, Makati City, Philippines on July 23, 2010.
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allagainforyouu: September- Daughtry50 plays
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Kylie - All the Lovers4 plays
Updates
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Still tinkering with "Major Major", it's an Asus Eee PC 1005P BTW. Will install a second OS (Jolicloud) and add new apps tomorrow.12 hours ago from Seesmic Web
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Just bought Queenie's new phone and "Major Major" my first netbook! (@ Park Square 1) http://4sq.com/bBvDSr16 hours ago from foursquare
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Apple Event 09/01/2010: new Apple TV for $99, iTunes 10 with Ping social network, new iPod shuffle, multi-touch iPod nano, new iPod Touch.23 hours ago from Seesmic Web
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O hai Setyembre, first official BER month and my so-called "sickness month."38 hours ago from Gravity
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I just became the mayor of One Jose Paris on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bJZDsX2 days ago from foursquare
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Say "ola!" to start of another work week, Paris! OLA!
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Sis Queenie aka @mabekai lost her phone tonight. What a total upset.3 days ago from Gravity
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Isang mapagmalayang Araw ng mga Bayani!
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Market! Market! is major majorly loaded! Sale in major shops. PBA Rookie Draft 2010 in progress. Go Meralco Bolts, heehee.4 days ago from Gravity
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I just became the mayor of Market Market Department Store on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/99VzX14 days ago from foursquare
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Major major shopping with the fam. (@ Market! Market!) http://4sq.com/67DvRl4 days ago from foursquare
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Update CV, check. Watch FIBA World Championship 2010, check. Level grinding in DQIX, check. Lots of sleep, major major check!
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Long weekend ahead. Better be ready for my plans next week.6 days ago from Gravity
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@ajanem Congrats to your sister!
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PC Express Market!Market! three-day sale starts today. Motherboards for a thousand pesos, laptops at 30-40% off.
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@alddiren Everything's gonna be alright, just believe. Major major trust. :)14 days ago from web
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Thank heavens it's major major Friday!14 days ago from Gravity
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I still have two pending client issues to resolve. Hope to finish 'em by tomorrow.
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What the ef has happened to my lower right molar? Hollow it became all of a sudden.
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Beat Goes On by Kanye West4 days ago
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Miles Away by Madonna4 days ago
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Give It 2 Me by Madonna4 days ago
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Candy Shop by Madonna4 days ago
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From the Inside by Linkin Park4 days ago
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Papercut by Linkin Park4 days ago
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No More Sorrow by Linkin Park4 days ago
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Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park4 days ago
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Latest checkin
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@Park Square 1 (Arnaiz Ave)16 hours ago in Makati City, Philippines
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@Park Square 1 (Arnaiz Ave)16 hours ago
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@V.A. Rufino Building (Ayala Avenue)27 hours ago
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@Market! Market! (26th St)40 hours ago
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@One Jose Paris (Central Signal Village)40 hours ago
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@National Bookstore (Market! Market!)44 hours ago
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@CD-R King - Market! Market! (26th St)44 hours ago
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@Market! Market! (Taguig City, Philippines)44 hours ago
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@Two World Square (Mckinley Hill)47 hours ago
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Profile
Jose Paris Miraflores
Experience
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Jul 2010 - Present
Help Desk Officer / ACLT Computing, Inc.
Oversees all help desk activities, provide immediate resolution from clients' reported issues with accuracy and specificity. -
Jul 2007 - Aug 2009
Technical Support Associate / TELUS International Philippines
Harte-Hanks Building, Market!Market!, Bonifacio Global City
• Offer first-level technical support or maintenance of products and services using standardized procedures and available tools.
• Provide customer satisfaction by effectively handling customer problems through diagnosis, troubleshooting and offering high quality solutions for technical and service issues.
• Specialize in gaming console hardware, repair order, online connectivity and first-party game support. -
Feb 2007 - May 2007
Student Trainee / Philippine Long Distance Telephone Company
South GMM Core Network Field Force 3
• Install, configure, and maintain personal computers, application software, Ethernet networks, workstations, and other related equipment, devices and systems.
• Assist personnel of other departments as a computer resource.
Education
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2003 - 2007
AMA University
Bachelor of Science in Computer EngineeringActivities: Member, Philippine Computer Engineering Students Society (PHICESS) Vice President, Mathematics Society (MathSoc) -
2001 - 2003
Systems Technology Institute - Taguig May 2003
Diploma in Computer Studies -
1994 - 2001
Saint Francis of Assisi College System
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University of the Philippines
Certificate in Web Development, Cisco Certified Networking Associate
Additional information
Bookmarks
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LiveLeak.com - Redefining the Media
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Unhear it - get that damn song out of your head!
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Cheat Sheet : All Cheat Sheets in one page
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Liliputing — Compact Computing
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Free ringtones, themes, wallpapers, games. Millions of downloads for your mobile phone | Zedge
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Meetup Everywhere - Meetup.com
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Learn-Networking.com
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Twitter Unfollower Tracker :: Twitter App :: Who Unfollowed Me?
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Chowking Delivery
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Anaglyph generator
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People Power People
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Department of Finance - Pera ng Bayan
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WordPress Themes, HTML Templates - ThemeForest
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Gamestop.com.ph - Your One Stop Gadget Shop
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Rock Your Firefox
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ComputerTV - Technology and Computing Video Channel
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Jolicloud
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Laptop, Notebook, Desktop, Server and Embedded Processor Technology - Intel
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Netbooked - All you need to know about netbooks
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Complink Online Computer Store in the Philippines
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Netbook Reviews | News & Reviews
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Foursquare Badges Information - The Complete Website for Foursquare Users
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Pocketables
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Jose Paris on Tumblr
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Jose Paris on the Web
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Calorie Calculator
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Destructoid.com - For Gamers. By Gamers
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DNSServerList.org
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Woork Up
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PhilippinesGraphic.com : Intelligent Minds Gather Here!
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GetGlue
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Free Portable Software USB Flash Drive Applications | Pendriveapps
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Mixero: Best Twitter client for Windows, Mac, Linux and iPhone
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Plugin Check
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Everything you need to know about Symbian, straight from The Guru
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Digital Inspiration: A Technology Blog on Software and Web Applications
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Y4iT
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HTML5Rocks - Home
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Online Digital News | Next Generation Online News | GDS Publishing
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Inspiring images and videos recently added to we heart it / visual bookmark
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The Official Page Of - Find Your Favorite Celebrity Online
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Comics, Quizzes, and Stories - The Oatmeal
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Seesmic
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JobHuntersBible.com
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Network Tools by YouGetSignal.com
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SANS: Computer Security Training, Network Security Research, InfoSec ...
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Toy Story 3 | Disney
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Muzicons — Music Widgets for Blogs, MySpace, LiveJournal, and More
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Wireshark · Go deep.